Showing posts with label funny thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny thoughts. Show all posts

Funny Thoughts to Ponder

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 
Why are there no 'B' batteries? 
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? 
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If God sneezes, what should you say? 
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?