Funny Thoughts to Ponder

Keep Smiling :))
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 
Why are there no 'B' batteries? 
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? 
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If God sneezes, what should you say? 
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? 

Person to Inspire


Life is full of struggles, We have to overcome that. This has been proved by Malala. Young girl really done a great thing. Its not just fair, when I read fully about here I am really inspired. 17 years old girl got a noble prize for peace. Really awesome. I cant explain on words, her achievement. 
 Now I am feeling : why I didn't done a one great thing? Why didn't I aim for a bigger goal?
Now I am feeling guilty on my achievements. Since I didn't achieved a one great thing. 
Now I have a determination to do something great. If she can why cant we?
Make your goals big. Aim not to touch the skies. Aim to go beyond the universe.